Step 1: Believe anything that you read.
Step 2: Take things way out of context to twist the meaning.
Step 3: Say anything to appeal to the base.
Step 4: Instill an irrational sense of fear into voters.
Step 5: Intentionally mislead people to achieve votes.
Step 6: Never own your mistakes.
Step 7: Slant the truth as much as possible.
Step 8: Leave your integrity behind.
Step 9: Become a Republican
Step 10: Change your name to Mitt Romney.